Well, I Laughed

femmedelascaux:

Aishwarya Rai interviewed about the criticism of her weight gain in the media.

Oh my god you flawless bitch let me die.

Nicest saying of “Fuck the haters” ever.

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fuckyeahtattoos: Knit or die. Done by Mac at Hero Tattoos in Conway, SC. I adore it.

fuckyeahtattoos:

Knit or die. Done by Mac at Hero Tattoos in Conway, SC. I adore it.

nudityandnerdery: berenzero: theflapperfactor: Your Digital Flapper Dictionary Terms and Useful Phrases That’s bullshit!   -   Thats all wet! I’ve got a shitty date   -   I’ve got a flat tire Don’t be stupid   -   Don’t be sill Move your ass!   -   Get a wiggle! A car you had sex in   -   Struggle Buggy Wasted   -   Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated) That Hobo on the corner  -  That Palooka over there Now you’ve got it!   -   Now you’re on the trolly! A Gangsta’s bitch   -   A Moll A slut   -  A Hotsy Totsy I’m Engaged!   -   I’m Handcuffed Beer   -   Giggle Water Legs   -   Gams Boobs  -  Ninny Pies Rich Person   -   an egg The Common Jerk   -   A Drugstore Cowboy Don’t be a shit head!   -   Don’t take any wooden nickels! That’s fucking awesome!  -  That’s the Bee’s knees! Honey, I said NO   -   Bank’s Closed, hon Holy Shit!   -   Hot Socks! That’s Great!  -  That’s the Cat’s Pajamas! Classy   -   Swanky I need to get wasted   -   I need to see a man about a dog A woman’s Cigarette   -   A freedom Torch That girl is HOT SHIT   -   That dames got IT My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get! We need to bring some of these back. Who’s with me? I’m in. This idea is the bee’s knees.

nudityandnerdery:

berenzero:

theflapperfactor:

Your Digital Flapper Dictionary

  • Terms and Useful Phrases
    • That’s bullshit!   -   Thats all wet!
    • I’ve got a shitty date   -   I’ve got a flat tire
    • Don’t be stupid   -   Don’t be sill
    • Move your ass!   -   Get a wiggle!
    • A car you had sex in   -   Struggle Buggy
    • Wasted   -   Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated)
    • That Hobo on the corner  -  That Palooka over there
    • Now you’ve got it!   -   Now you’re on the trolly!
    • A Gangsta’s bitch   -   A Moll
    • A slut   -  A Hotsy Totsy
    • I’m Engaged!   -   I’m Handcuffed
    • Beer   -   Giggle Water
    • Legs   -   Gams
    • Boobs  -  Ninny Pies
    • Rich Person   -   an egg
    • The Common Jerk   -   A Drugstore Cowboy
    • Don’t be a shit head!   -   Don’t take any wooden nickels!
    • That’s fucking awesome!  -  That’s the Bee’s knees!
    • Honey, I said NO   -   Bank’s Closed, hon
    • Holy Shit!   -   Hot Socks!
    • That’s Great!  -  That’s the Cat’s Pajamas!
    • Classy   -   Swanky
    • I need to get wasted   -   I need to see a man about a dog
    • A woman’s Cigarette   -   A freedom Torch
    • That girl is HOT SHIT   -   That dames got IT

My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get!

We need to bring some of these back. Who’s with me?

I’m in.

This idea is the bee’s knees.

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